fml

The General Undoing Of My Mind

44 notes

Steve:
I don't think you should have children
Karl:
Suzanne's always saying lets, she'd like to hear tiny feet running round the flat and stuff, I just say lets get a little midget cleaner

14 notes

They keep saying, like, uh, you know sea levels are rising and all this…it’s ‘cause the icebergs are meltin’. It’s got nothing to do with the icebergs meltin’, it’s ‘cause there’s too many fish in it. Do you know what I mean? Get rid of some of the fish, the water will drop, simple. Basic science.
Karl Pilkington (via stupifly)

(via karl-pilkington-machine)

12,703 notes

arousingsounds:

Her wetness dripped from my hand as it washed over fingers. Her walls held me tightly as they clenched over and over again in orgasm. I didn’t stop. I moaned with her as her orgasm expanded, extended, and flowed.

arousingsounds:

Her wetness dripped from my hand as it washed over fingers. Her walls held me tightly as they clenched over and over again in orgasm. I didn’t stop. I moaned with her as her orgasm expanded, extended, and flowed.

(via sexdrugslesbianss)